Erik's otk blog

Thoughts on a random video clip

2008-06-30T23:05:00.002+01:00

Hi Guys,

Its been a while since my last post and I'm sure you've all given me up for dead by now! Still, I'm sure many of you will understand when I observe how much of one's free time suddenly disappears with the arrival of a child! I'll say now only that my son is a delight and that the time away from you has been well spent - I'm enjoying every moment with him :-)

Happily, I still get the odd moment free (usually, like now, late at night) when I can turn my mind to other things and I find that the subject of spanking still has some fascination for me :-) Well, how could it be otherwise? I've either been thinking about it and, in more recent years doing it, for two thirds of my life.

The other night I pointed my news client to ABPES for the first time in ages... ...and 77000 article headers appeared! God, there is a lot of rubbish posted on that group. Still, after filtering the dross out, I found that someone had posted an old video clip entitled"Jennifer Brookes Spanked and Whipped".

It passed the time for half an hour, the addict's quick fix but nothing more. Its very much a film of its time: show a pretty girl getting spanked and the rest is fairly immaterial.

In this video, Jennifer Brooks is certainly easy on the eye, both otk and tied up for the whip later on - but that's where the attraction both starts and ends as the rest of the video is absurd.

Who, for example, has a fantasy of spanking or being spanked in a huge,empty, whitewashed room? I hear music - Queen, I think - in the video clip. How many of us think about music and spanking at the same time?If its spanking-as-foreplay then why the music? If its music that does it for you, then why the spanking? Surely each is diminished by the other? If its spanking-as-punishment, then why would you put a record on first?

Which is it in this video anyway? Neither participant appears to be getting turned on by the proceedings and if its a punishment, then she's been let off lightly. Its not even as if they appear to be good friends having a laugh - no jokes, no smart comments, minimal conversation. He just gets on with it and, hilariously, ends up posing next to her like some angler getting his photo taken with a prize catch!

And what was that whip he was using? They said it was an "Australian dog whip"? Didn't seem to be having much effect. If you need a whip to control a dog, then it must be some mean dog. Yet, on this evidence, the next time I meet an Australian dog I'll just stick with a firm look and the command to "Sit!".

No doubt this film sold back in the day, simply because, back then, showing any kind of spanking guaranteed success - but you couldn't make a film like that these days, it just wouldn't sell!

Mooning and passwords

2008-01-13T23:06:00.000Z

Unfortunately, as my wife has recently given birth, there no spanking fun going on here at the moment :(

Instead, let me relate a minor anecdote from when we first started playing around with spankings. We met on the Internet and, as my wife isn't English nor tech-savvy, she didn't understand everything to do with English customs, culture, expression or the meanings of smileys in emails!

One day, after a particularly suggestive exchange of emails, she sent me one containing a "mooning smiley",symbolising - so she thought - a willingness to take down her jeans for a spanking. Nice thought indeed,but she wasn't too impressed when I explained, laughing, the usual use of mooning!

Has anyone else experienced some kind of spanking-related mix up in communicating with others?

Whilst I'm on the subject of tech stuff, come on, confess: who has used a spanking related word or acronyms they computer password? I know I have ;)

Happy new year

2008-01-01T23:53:00.000Z

Hi Guys,

Just a quick message to wish you all a very happy spanking new year ;)

Some of you have noticed that I've been a bit slow of late in creating posts. Well, apologies to you all for that but, happily, I have a very good excuse.

You see, this year I had the best Christmas present ever when my wife gave birth to our first child :)))

I may be somewhat "distracted" from now on, so please understand if I continue to be slow to post!

Spanking Christmas carols....

2007-12-21T21:50:00.000Z

First let me apologise for the woeful lack of attention I've been paying to this blog of late. Its not due to a lack of ideas or anecdotes, its simply that I've been "distracted" of late - those of you who write to me know what I've talking about. The rest of you will have to check back later if you want the news ;)

Ok, so what the subject of this post then? Well, why not Christmas? I'm quite into Christmas you know. Love all the decorations, the food, the films, the carols, etc.

How to combine Christmas and spanking? Well, simply re-word some of the carols of course!

No doubt this has been tried before - and by far better poets than me - but what the hell, here's my festive offering: the first few lines of several carols rewritten. Feel free to comment to offer alternatives!

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me... a spanking over his knee
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me... two paddle swats and
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me... three cane strokes,
...

Once on dom David's settee
sat the man and his sub.
She was nervous but he helped her
join the bare bottom spanking club
....

Deck the halls with bells and holly
lalalalalala
Tis the season to spank Molly
lalalalalalala
...

Good king Wenceslas last spanked Ann
on the feast of Stephen
when she lay across his lap,
red and sore and weapin'
...

Argh! The naughty bottoms sings
glory to the new cane's sting
...

And as for the lyrics to "Santa Claus is coming to town", well, they're perfect already!

Merry (spanking) Christmas to all!

Doing the numbers

2007-12-02T23:22:00.000Z

Have you spanko's ever had the feeling that you're alone in your feelings or the only one with this kink? If so, then I have good new: a simple exercise in maths is all it takes to end this loneliness!

There's about 6 billion people in the world. In the west, the ratio of men to women is about 48% to 52%, which takes account of wars and other deadly male activities like racing cars, fights in pubs, Sunday league football heart-attacks, etc. In the east, the ratio is reversed due to people's preference for male children. So, lets average everything and call it 50:50 - 3 billion men and 3 billion women.

Of those 3 billion men / women, about 40% will be children and another 10% elderly. So that's 1.5 billion each of men and women left or, to put it another way,1.5 billion couples. Lets assume that 10% of both men and women are spankos, so the number of spanko couples (where both people are spankos) could be 10% * 10% * 1.5 billion = 15 million.

Lets make some more assumptions. First that each of these spanko couples has one spanking per week, that it lasts for 10 minutes and that these couples are evenly distributed around the world (meaning that their 10 minute spanking can happen at anytime of day or night).

So, 1 spanking per week for 10 minutes for 15 million couples works out like this: 1/7 (days) * 10/1440 (minutes) * 15,000,000 (couples) = 14,880 spankings per minute.

So, that means that, for any given minute - day or night - there are about 14,800 spankings in progress, world wide.

Are we still feeling alone?

(Ok, the assumptions may be well out, but its nice to play with the numbers and see what happens! That the kind of thing geeks like me do when they discover they're spankos!)

Doctor Who is a spanko

2007-10-24T19:13:00.000+01:00

Doctor Who is a spanko. WHAT?!? No, don't get excited now; I'm not making any claims about the sexual preferences of the excellent David Tennant or any of his predecessors in the role. I'm just saying that I reckon the character of Doctor Who is probably a spanko.

Actually, DO get excited, if you feel like it! Its a spanking blog after all so, by definition, mutual excitement is what its all about! Maybe the subs out there might like to leave a comment as to which of Doctors they'd like to have their bottoms warmed by...

What am I blithering about? Well, for the non-Brits out there, "Doctor Who" is an iconic long-running science fiction series about a time traveller. Incidentally, The New Scientist magazine recently tried to prove the existence of time travellers by inviting them all to a party in the past. As nobody was known to have attended, the magazine concluded that time travellers didn't exist. But I digress.

Actually, no I don't. Its exactly on topic and New Scientist was wrong! Doctor Who is a spanko and wasn't at their party simply because he was elsewhere.

So where was Doctor Who, if not at the party? Why do I reckon he is a spanko and what proof do I have to back up this wild theory?

Well, exhibit one is Rose (Billie Piper) and if she's not a good reason to be a spanko then I'm a Dalek. At the risk of showing my age, I'd say that Ace (Sophie Aldred) was also a good reason.

But there are many more important reasons for a time traveller to be a spanko! Lets see if I can convince you of some of them...

First spankings are best reason. Judging by the number of stories out there on the web dedicated to (and sometimes titled) "Her first spanking", it would seem that one's first spanking is on a par with losing one's virginity. Now, imagine your "first spanking" at the hands of Doctor Who: he turns up out of the blue, gives you your first spanking and then turns up sometime earlier to give you your first spanking and then... ...get the idea? If you want that "fist spanking" feeling again (or before!), then knowing a time traveller is the way to get it :)))

Its a out of body experience and better than a DVD at the same time: you have your spanking and can then go back in time to witness it - from any angle.

Or you can go back in time to witness someone else's spanking(s). Take a tour of the famous spankings in history. Spank or be spanked by famous historical characters. The possibilities are endless. Any votes for favourite historical characters to spank / be spanked by?

How about taking advantage of the boom in spanking magazines, movies and Internet by going back in time to witness the making of any video or photo shoot?

One for the subs here: go back in time and spank yourself. Could it get any better than that? You'd know exactly what you want / need / deserve and exactly what hits the spot (ahem!). You already completely trust yourself and you can do whatever you want because, after all, you're not hurting anyone else! Go on, step back in time and give yourself some sound spankings for all those times you did something naughty and got away with it!

So where was Doctor Who then? Well, your guess is as good as mine, but if I were a time traveller and had the choice of doing some of the above or swapping physics jokes at the New Scientist party, then I guess I'd be stepping back in time to give Rose her first spanking. Again.

Spanking in a shared house

2007-10-23T00:54:00.000+01:00

I guess many of you spankos out there are having to deal with the problem of getting your spanking fix whilst sharing a house with vanilla family (kids usually) or flatmates, etc.

And its not just thin walls to the vanilla in next room you need to worry about: If you live in a flat or in a terraced house (of which we have many here in England!) then you've got to worry about the neighbours too!

We don't have any kids yet, but we did live in a shared, terraced house not so long ago and I can tell you, spankings were difficult to organise!

Still, the situation was not a complete loss as the possibility of random discovery can add to the mental edge of a spanking :) To get that edge, I used to insist that spankings take place in the living room rather than the bedroom - the housemate could come home at any moment, but they'd be just enough time for us to leap up and pretend nothing was happening. Fun, if that's your thing ;)

Even more risky were those moments when we couldn't wait for the housemate to go out. On several occasions we even sneaked down to the living room in the middle of the night for a spanking!

Did the housemate ever hear us? I don't know. Did the neighbours ever hear us? I don't think so, but you can never be sure.

I wonder how many spankos out there have been heard or discovered by their relatives, friends, neighbours, flatmates or just by passers-by? And how many have had a close-shave and managed to get away with it? It'd be interesting to read your stories, so leave a comment!

Spanking tongue twister?

2007-10-13T23:27:00.000+01:00

I was clicking around some Russian blogs the other day. It was all rather pointless as the blogs weren't spanking related, had no pictures and, as they were written in Russian, I couldn't understand a word.. ...but I continued, as one does ;)

One link led to another and I eventually chanced upon a blog entry that was half in English and appeared to contain a three part tongue twister, which I reproduce here. Its not technically a spanking tongue twister, but when you've got the kind of mind I have,you tend to read altogether different meanings into things :)))

It starts off simple enough, as follows:

"Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?"

Nothing special there, but then the theme is developed, as follows:

"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?"

Hang on a minute!!! What was that? "Switched witches"?!? My spanko brain kicks in with the wrong interpretation: Witches that have been switched??? And coming up to Halloween too! Sounds like a great party theme to me!

The tongue twister is finished:

"Three Swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched Swiss witch-bitches, watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched Swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?"

That's more like it! Now we're down to business and talking about switching some Swiss witch-bitches. That's more than a tongue twister and very much more my kind of thing ;)

I can just picture the scene (ha!) now: a cosy little mountain chalet in winter with snow falling outside... ...and me inside reddening bottoms by giving the Three Swiss witch-bitches a good switching. Perfect ;)

Of course, if we get bored with the switching (is that possible?), then they could always try blowing the alpine horn! Ahem.

Happy thoughts! I'm a spanko and I'm loving it :)

LOL - the Love Our Lurkers delurk day

2007-10-12T00:16:00.000+01:00

Greeting! Are you feeling a bit furtive today? Have you been perfecting your unobtrusiveness? Do you get the urge (hey, this is a spanking blog - we've all got the "urge"!) to be a little sinister or otherwise left-handed? (Sorry, bad joke!) Or are you waiting in electronic ambush for someone?

If the answer to any of the above is "yes" then, according to the OED, you're a"lurker", i.e. someone acting furtively and unobtrusively, someone lingering in a sinister manner or someone waiting in ambush.

More about the definition later, but why am I writing about lurkers? Well, today is the "LOL" or "love our lurkers" day, an occasion on which you'll find numerous spanking blogs enticing you to leave a comment, i.e to "delurk". So, please do!

The kind invitation for me to participate in the LOL (I always thought that this stood for laugh-out-loud, but that probably shows my age!) came from the incomparable Bonnie of the excellent http://bottomsmarts.blogspot.com blog. The email arrived whole minutes after I had just delurked myself with my first blog entries! Wow, no time wasted there at all! Is that an example of "pre-lurking" - an urge to lurk on / for blogs that don't exist yet? Please debate, via comments :))))

Anyway, back to the dictionary definitions: I'm not sure that I'm happy with the idea that anyone lurking on this blog (if, indeed, there is anyone) might in anyway be "furtive", "sinister" or waiting in ambush! It's all a bit insulting, don't you think? After all, I'm sure that you're all nice people :-)

Unobtrusive I agree with. Many or, I guess, most spankos pursue their fantasy incomplete isolation from each other, never discussing it with anyone for fear of being out'ed or rejected. This has been my life for 20 years, the last 10 of which I lurked on webpages and newsgroups. I've recently concluded that this is a lonely and ultimately self-defeating approach to life - you can't make your dreams come true if you don't chase them! Come on you lurkers, get in contact with each other and with us bloggers and see what happens! You've got to "risk it for a biscuit", as it were :)))

What would happen if all the lurkers delurked? Comments would be posted and commnets would be answered. Emails might be exchanged and new friendships formed - and then who knows what can happen from there? Go on, leave comments on these blogs, find a soul-mate and experience the liberating thrill of finally being able to discuss your life-long passions without fear. Its got to be worth a shot, hasn't it?

We're all looking forward to hearing from you!

Which way do you want me?

2007-10-07T23:52:00.000+01:00

Another startle / real life experience for you. Some years ago a group of friends came round for a party. On the morning after, some were sitting around the living room, fooling about. At one point, one guy said he wanted a photo of me spanking one of the girls present.

I ducked out of doing it, denouncing him for being childish. So he said he'd do it himself. He sat down on the sofa and beckoned to her. She got up with a sigh and asked "Which way do you want me?" (i.e. which way across his lap should she go). A pose was made with her otk and he with his arm raised and the photo was taken.

I kind of got the impression from that and other conversations with third parties that she was probably a spanko. What about the guys though? How many of my mates present were /are spankos and how many got a kick out of that?

I guess every closet-spanko asks that question from time to time. How many of us ever manage to answer the question though?

Asking the right question

2007-10-06T23:03:00.000+01:00

After receiving a few comments to my last post (the most spankable athletes) I've realised that I've asked the wrong question! Quizzing what I'd guess to be a largely dom male audience who they'd like to spank and how they'd like them dressed is an activity unlikely to generate any great new truth or enlightenment - well, not for me anyway. We all know what doms / spankers prefer: their tastes have been well catered for over the years by magazines, etc.

So, at the risk of repeating my mistake, let me pose a different question: For you subs and spankees out there, which professions do you think would make the best spankers? Do traditional authority figures do it for you? Or do you prefer strangers or spouses? Or does it not make a difference either way?

Most spankable athletes...

2007-10-02T23:03:00.000+01:00

In a recent comment to this blog, The Red Cherry Report (see link to the right) suggested that cheerleaders are, as a group, the most spankable athletes. We agreed that this subject needs a post!

I can think of several questions right off the top of my head. For a start: are cheerleaders athletes? If the answer is "yes", then all types of dancer and other physical performers (e.g circus acts) in general are also athletes. Are ice skaters athletes?

This is a live-and-let-live blog, so lets agree that all these people are athletes.

So, the second question is which groups can rival cheerleaders for spankability? How about swimmers? Hunt Jockeys have got to be competitive, given their tight jodhpurs and the fact that they're already carrying crops around ;) How about gymnasts? Don't the beach volleyball crowd get a look in? Tennis players? Ice dancers? Speed skaters? Skiers?

There are lots of groups out there - lets have you comments and we'll see who people prefer!

The third question is about individual athletes. There are way too many to mention here and, for me, of course, I'm only thinking about the girls. So, for a few examples, how about Yelena Isinbayeva (already comes with her own pole!)? Or Anna Bendherover - sorry - Kournikova? One of certainly many gymnasts who have already been spanked is Daniela Silivs (see http://www.geocities.com/gimnastica/articles02/silivashof.html).

Here is a tough one: Stacy Keibler? A "professional" wrestler? That's no sport, but Stacy has got to be high up on any spankos list ;) And she has been spanked on live TV...

My last question is whether actors / actresses portraying athletes count - What do you think? As example, consider Kirsten Dunst (always worth doing). Ms Dunst is bound to score with cheerleading fans for her role in "Bring it on" and she scores a second time for "Wimbledon"..

Come on, lets have your nominations!

Decorating...

2007-10-01T23:30:00.000+01:00

I've been decorating over the last week - doing up a room. Its mostly painting.

A few days ago, the other half said she's do some painting whilst I was at work - to speed things up a bit.

I got back that evening to find that she'd left paint in the paint tray and had left the roller standing in it too. The whole thing had set solid :( It took ages to unstick and clean all that. Grrr!

Still, it was ok as it gave me some nice thoughts: If she was more into the scene, then that'd have been a perfect excuse to haul her across my knee for a sound spanking. I could have literally painted her bottom red! :)))

It was only a passing thought, but you've got to take pleasure in the little things, after all. :)

Justification...

2007-09-30T00:12:00.000+01:00

Ok, the following is a joke so, please don't take offence!

Having recently converted the world's physicists to the spanko cause, let me see if I can do the same for mathematicians with a bit of cod-logic!

Ok, so you're feeling well up for giving your partner a spanking, but you've got no excuse to do it. He /she is suddenly goody-two-shoes and is behaving like an angle. What possible justification can you use to turn them over your knee?

How about this for some dodgy reasoning - Follow it if you can:

You spend time and money on your partner, therefore (1) partner = time * money
Well all know that (2) Time = money
Therefore, combining (1) and (2) gives (3) partner = money²
But we also all know that "money is the root of all evil": (4) money = √evil
So, combining (3) and (4) we get (5) partner = (√evil)²
Simplified, gives: partner = evil

So, if your partner is evil, then you just have to try to spank the naughtiness out of them, don't you?

P.s. Just in case you're wondering: no, I've not tried it!

The other half

2007-09-29T23:30:00.000+01:00

I'm a lucky guy :) I've got a wonderful, pretty, thin, lovable girl that I'm proud to call my wife. When we have them, she'll be a great mother to our children too. And she lets me spank her :)))Pretty ideal, huh?

Unfortunately, she's not nearly as into it (the scene) as I am. Well, not yet, anyway. I guess that's because its not been a life long fantasy for her :(

We have our moments though, and she can like the odd spanking story...

I'll have to work on the story angle...

Many Worlds

2007-09-27T18:50:00.000+01:00

As a scientifically-minded guy, I try to keep up with all the latest developments and theories. One theory that appears to be keeping physicists on their toes*at the moment is the "many worlds" theory.

Put simply, this theory states that there isn't just one universe, there are an infinite number of near-identical universes which represent all possible histories.At each decision point, e.g. to eat a bagel or a burger, the universe splits into two: one in which you chose the bagel and the other in which you chose the burger.

Ok, so what on (many) earth(s) does this have to do do with spanking? It gives us spankos something nice to think about, that's what ;)

After all, if there are many worlds representing all possible histories and decisions, it means that there are an infinite number of spanking-worlds, including at least one world in which:

you actually do get to have a spanking with the star of your choice
Hollywood A-listers make spanking movies
spanking movies and shows appear on mainstream TV
spankings feature much more in the plot lines of soap operas
spankings appear in songs and music videos
spankings are required by law and handed down (maybe literally!) by judges in criminal trials
spanking-speed-dating: spank (or be spanked) 10 times for 5 minutes each to see who you like
spanking sports events & Olympics: 3000m steeplechase where the jumps are replaced by spanking benches. Rowing events become paddling ones.

Etc. I'm sure you can all think of a dozen different ideas! The point is this:if the Many Worlds theory is correct then somewhere in the multiverse, this is all actually happening - and its happening to you :)))

So what kinds of TV shows would there be? For starters, how about:

"Who wants to be a spanko?" - Pass 15 different spanking tests to win the prize
"Family-spanking-fortunes" - Two families try to out-spank each other.
"Fesse sans frontier" - hilarious action as international teams compete in spanking events whilst wearing ridiculous costumes.
"Play your implements right" - Get that bottom "Higher!Lower!Higher!Lower!"
"wheel of fortune" - no title change required here, but maybe the prizes change
"Master-spanker" - rounds of demonstrating specialist and general spanking skills
"Spank-watch" - Yeah she's running along the beach, but only because Hasselhoff is after her with a paddle...
"ES: Emergency Spankings" - The team spend an hour shouting at each other and sorting out personal problems in between doling out much needed emergency spankings. Stars Britney in the first episode...
"Friends" - lots of scope for new or changed story-lines there.

Who said science was boring? A little physics never hurt anyone. Ahem :)))

*"on their toes"? Sounds a bit close to "touching their toes". A new euphemism, maybe?

No Monkeys please!

2007-09-27T18:46:00.000+01:00

Here is one I'm sure you're all familiar with: You Google for "spank" or"spanking" and you get back 1001 search results for things that have nothing to do with it :(

"SPANK!" appears to be an unrelated magazine. "Spanking new" is a term in common use to denote newness / freshness and "spanking the monkey", well, lets no go there. Its damned annoying all the same, when the words you're searching on have multiple meanings and the searches throw up multiple unrelated links.

Its all unnecessary too. I mean, why create a euphemism like "spanking the monkey"? Rhyming slang would be just as effective to convey the intended meaning and it wouldn't subvert the work "spanking". Search results would be more accurate too.

Its not just "spanking" that has multiple meanings. If you search on "brush"(as in short for hairbrush) and you'll get pages about wildlife and vegetation. "crop" brings you harvests and haircuts and "strap" pages about fastenings.

Websites directly catering for spankos don't help either as every conceivable word or name "crops up" in their keywords, making searching impossible.

One has to construct quite elaborate search strings to get anywhere. I gave up Googling like that years ago due to the pointlessness of it.

Some while ago, there was talk of an x-rated search engine. Somehow I don't think it'd help. It might get shot of "spanking new" and pages about harvests and vegetation, but you'd still get thousands of false hits due to website owners (ab)use of keywords :(

The excitement and anticipation

2007-09-27T18:43:00.000+01:00

I've only just recently started blogging and before I started I had a quick read of some blog entries from other spankos.

I'd been searching in Google for whatever and I came across a spanko blog. Reading it was a bit of a turn on and, feeling a bit reckless, I emailed the author, offering to swap emails and thoughts on the subject and maybe to online chat too.

I've not received a reply, of course, but I think that it wasn't a wasted effort: for the first time in years, I found myself logging on with a sense of excitement and anticipation to check my email for a reply. And isn't that what spanking is all about: the excitement and the anticipation?

I've found its the same with blogging: my days are now a lot more fun as I can look forward to rushing home in the evening to see what comments I've got.

I live in hope of finding some spanko friends out there. After more than 20 years of keeping my thoughts on the subject to myself, it'd be nice to swap emails with some like minded people....

Can't search at work :(

2007-09-26T19:54:00.000+01:00

Just spent the day feeling somewhat hyper and repressed at the same time. Its those boring bits at work that do it. You're sitting there at your desk, waiting for the computer to finish whatever its doing. So you look up and see the world around you and you see people and you consider what you'd like to do with / for / to who.

So now you're thinking about it. You want to check THAT email account to see if you've got any messages. You want to check your blog for comments or read other people's blogs. You've got a browser, an internet connection and, for that moment at least, the time...

But you can't, because you just know that somehow, somewhere there'll be a bored IT employee with a network logger and a usage policy to invoke.

So you spend the rest of the working day trying to refocus on your work whilst at the same time mentally composing blog entries (like this one - opps!)...

20 slaps

2007-09-26T19:51:00.000+01:00

Blogging seems to be all about sharing thoughts and experiences, so here's a little true story / experience for you.

Some years ago, when I was still "single", I briefly went out with a girl I'd met through work. She was blonde, beautiful and such a headstrong intellectual that I avoided arguing with her - as I wouldn't be allowed to win!

She was very good at flirting too and we exchanged quite a few emails in which there was more to read between the lines than on them :) Happy days! Anyway, in one email, she eventually, playfully, threatened to spank me. Wow, that was a bit of a startle, even if I was alone when I read it! I threw my usual caution to the wind and replied, writing that she was more in danger of ending up over my knee. "Am already looking forward to it" was the sentence I next received from her :)

It wasn't quite the "classic" spanking when it happened though: we lying on the bed - her on top- when she told me she wanted 20 slaps on her bottom, just as we were, facing each other. It was rather awkward to reach round her and I couldn't deliver proper slaps. Still, better than nothing, eh?

I never did get to spank her otk, despite talking about it several times. Pity. She eventually left the company and moved away. We still know each other though and she's now happily married (as am I).

I wonder if her husband now gets the pleasure of turning her over his knee. Lets hope so - it'd
be a criminal waste if he didn't!

A Dinner Startle

2007-09-24T23:48:00.000+01:00

I know you spankos like to record startles when you encounter them, so he is one from my past.

We had another couple round for dinner. Over the course of the meal we went through all the usual topics of conversation and ended up, bizarrely, in discussing whether it is men or women who hog the bed.

I think that I was just through saying that I thought it was women who get most of the bed, when he loudly blurted it out: "Spanking!".

That was a bit of a shock - at least for us - so I guess he caused a double-startle with that.I don't know if they noticed, but I guess any professional-expression reader would have clocked the pair of us instantly!

In the context of the conversation, he was implying that my wife spanked me (rather than the other way round). I quickly managed to dismiss the topic of conversation and the rest of a very pleasant evening passed without incident.

It makes me wonder though. Did they notice the startle? Are they spankos? I can't imagine her spanking him, but I can definitely see him wanting to spank her (Wouldn't mind doing that myself, to be honest). Will we ever find out? Somehow I doubt it, but you never know...

Introduction

2007-09-24T23:39:00.000+01:00

Well, Good evening and welcome to my new blog on the subject of Spanking.

There: I've said it - and in public too! Yep, you've guessed it: I'm delurking and coming out as a spanko. Well, this blog is an experimental delurk. I'm going to write some entires here and see if I can get a response or two. It'd be nice to find some like minded people to chat with or email and this is the point of of the blog. To that end,I'll be making an attempt to reply to any comments left - depending upon how many there are! No Promises!

So, what's my story? Well, I've always been a spanko: Right from the first moment I became interested in girls - and I was about 9 at the time, so quite early on! I was never spanked myself and I never heard of or saw any member of my family or friends getting spanked but, evenas I child I somehow always knew that such an activity was possible and I soon started day-dreaming about spanking the girls I fancied at the time.

Over the years, the faces and themes have changed, but basic fantasy of taking a pretty girl over my knee always always remained.

I've had a few real spanking experiences and a few startles in my time. I hope that now,with this blog, I'll be able to share these and my thoughts with you and that someone, somewhere will find these of sufficient interest to comment ;)

I'm afraid that my blog won't be the most colourful, the most exciting, the most informed or informative in the world - I'm no spanking professional with a product to sell, nor do I have the time to make this blog my life's work.

I'm just an normal guy (yes, and interest in spanking is "normal") looking for a few new friends. Maybe you can be one of them?

Erik